Roof Cleaning Certification Test Questions ?

[pwkid]

Wow look at that John Blue spray like a male cat. That looks like garden hose your using Don.

[Squirtgun]

Wow look at that John Blue spray like a male cat. That looks like garden hose your using Don.

He borrowed it from the neighboring complex

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Wow look at that John Blue spray like a male cat. That looks like garden hose your using Don.

Actually, I could Pee more then that 
I WAS getting around to that, but ya beat me to it 
If I spent a grand or more for a pump, and it didn't spray no better then that, I would want my money back.
A Bandit will Blow that puny pump away, and dont even GO there against the 15 GPM of our pumps.
My God LOOK at the poor pattern coming out of that nozzle ?

WHERES THE FLOW ?

To an experienced roof cleaner like me, that picture of Don is HILARIOUS 

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Poor little appleman......

If a number of individuals don't see eye-to-eye with him, they all become part of a "gang" and he becomes the helpless little waif that gets "jumped."

Which is it, are you the larger-than-life "Rock Star" of roof cleaning or the pathetic victim of your own demise?   

Neither Don "Wand"
No "demise" here, business is BOOMING 

Since this thread started, I have been on the phone helping several people who have a BAD taste for these forums.

Look my clinically depressed friend, this is how it is.
I have been helping people with roof cleaning when you were selling Mens Suits, and stocking shelves at Home Depot.
I was here before you got here, and will be long after you are gone.

Actually, I am not convinced you would actually BE here anyway, if not for Julie ?
You can run your "Roof Cleaning God" crap on some newbie who dont know better.

Aint gonna FLY here.

You hit ONE big job, that fell in your lap, and one other Jacksonville Condo GAVE to you by someone in Jacksonville.

You do a roof here and there.

We do more roofs in a day then you do in a month.

BESIDES the Church, we got 10 roofs in already, and 4 for tomorrow.

WHERE are all the Pics "Roof Cleaning Impostor"

I will tell you this Don,  you are good, real good.

You got unheard of "mileage" out of a ripped off PVC wand from Delco your friend Big Pete put the swivel on.

Then, you "do" one big job, but you FARMED OUT a LOT of it, didn't ya ?

Funny, I dont SEE a lot of pics of the workers on that job.

But I DO see a picture a lot of your clumsy ass up on that roof.

Thats a stupid picture BTW.

WHY didn't you use a lift ??



Your treading in thin ice constantly making refernce to another mans wife.

I hope you won't take that course of action with the others you have issue with.

SOME might say they are AlsO "Threading on thin ice" calling me a "hardened criminal and a sociopath"

[All Seasons Exteriors]

Garden hose, the choice of pros!  

Apps is so envious, he had to go hitch a ride on my thread on TGS.

http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/4855-apartment-complex.html#post137118

Thanks for bringing it back to the top, bro!  

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Garden hose, the choice of pros!  

Apps is so envious, he had to go hitch a ride on my thread on TGS.

http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/4855-apartment-complex.html#post137118

Thanks for bringing it back to the top, bro!  

Your welcome Don 
Even put some keywords in it, JUST for you   
You did ASK for some commercial roof cleaning pics, remember 

Now, HERE is how a REAL pump sprays.

LOOK at that pattern, taking down the roof in no time flat.

[pwkid]

Air diaphragm pump= $500.00
Air compressor to run it with= 600.00
Garden hose from neighbors yard= free


Watching Chris drag garden hose on a roof all day with a swisher sweet hanging out of his mouth= Priceless.

[pwkid]

Chris that looks like the same pattern. I can do the same thing with my ole John Blue. Chris we can set a lil roof cleaning competition if you like. You bring your garden hose and I'lll bring my lil ole 3/8 hose. Whatcha think?