Roof Cleaning Certification Test Questions ?

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

If he knew what a sick pup you were Don, he would understand
You atacked ME as soon as I came off Delco, wanna see the post ?
Why ?
Because you KNEW your "reign" as the "Roof Cleaning God" was OVER.
So, you set out to "destroy" me, and haven't stopped since.
You STOLE the "phelps wand" from Delco, and made it YOURS.

You took OLD roof cleaning info us old Delco People taught you, and ran over to the Cleaner Network, and TGS where you could impress Newbies with "your" knowledge, LOL

Now HERE you are again at PT State, impressing newbies who dont know any better.

You TALK about me "only posting for web hits", yet you have a sticky at TGS making people go to your web site for wand information you STOLE from Delco.
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/11753-phelps-wand-parts-list-pictures.html

But my Apple Sauce Recipe is posted RIGHT IN TGS STICKY
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/11766-making-apple-sauce-roof-cleaning-mixture.html

The VERY crap you accuse me of, YOU DO.

There it IS Don, in black and white, for all to see,
WHY is the stolen wand information from Delco on YOUR web site, Unless YOU WANT THE WEB HITS

You get in peoples ears and tell them "Apple THINKS he owns roof cleaning"

Oh really ??

Then WHY have I been giving it away for almost 10 years ?
Here is me TEACHING YOUR BUDDY ON DELCO 6 YEARS AGO
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/13806-old-delco-tile-roof-cleaning-thread.html

If I "think I own roof cleaning" WTF am I doing giving it away ?

Don't you think it TIME to tell everyone HOW you got your ONE big commercial job ?

You GOT it because the buyer went shopping on the Internet, and found one of your SHILL threads where a bunch of newbies were "bowing down to the roof cleaning "GOD"

[All Seasons Exteriors]

If he knew what a sick pup you were Don, he would understand
You atacked ME as soon as I came off Delco, wanna see the post ?
Why ?
Because you KNEW your "reign" as the "Roof Cleaning God" was OVER.
So, you set out to "destroy" me, and haven't stopped since.
You STOLE the "phelps wand" from Delco, and made it YOURS.

You took OLD roof cleaning info us old Delco People taught you, and ran over to the Cleaner Network, and TGS where you could impress Newbies with "your" knowledge, LOL

Now HERE you are again at PT State, impressing newbies who dont know any better.

You TALK about me "only posting for web hits", yet you have a sticky at TGS making people go to your web site for wand information you STOLE from Delco.
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/11753-phelps-wand-parts-list-pictures.html

But my Apple Sauce Recipe is posted RIGHT IN TGS STICKY
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/11766-making-apple-sauce-roof-cleaning-mixture.html

The VERY crap you accuse me of, YOU DO.

There it IS Don, in black and white, for all to see,
WHY is the stolen wand information from Delco on YOUR web site, Unless YOU WANT THE WEB HITS

You get in peoples ears and tell them "Apple THINKS he owns roof cleaning"

Oh really ??

Then WHY have I been giving it away for almost 10 years ?
Here is me TEACHING YOUR BUDDY ON DELCO 6 YEARS AGO
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/13806-old-delco-tile-roof-cleaning-thread.html

If I "think I own roof cleaning" WTF am I doing giving it away ?

Don't you think it TIME to tell everyone HOW you got your ONE big commercial job ?

You GOT it because the buyer went shopping on the Internet, and found one of your SHILL threads where a bunch of newbies were "bowing down to the roof cleaning "GOD"

I'm glad the dog woke me up to go out.

Every time I read one of these long, convoluted posts of yours, I always get this same thing stuck in my head.   

Get some sleep, Fred!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

You are "LOSING the War" Don, but I  gotta give you credit 
What you lack in knowledge, you make up for in BS.
When you are trapped in a corner, you are quite adept at evading the embarassment.
HOW do you EXPLAIN why people must go to YOUR web site for information on a common PVC wand you borrowed from Delco
http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/up-roof-asphalt-tile-shake-cleaning/11753-phelps-wand-parts-list-pictures.html

BUt, people have told me you have TOLD them to "Avoid Apples Threads, he ONLY wants web hits"

Nice Try 

[Dynamic Roof Cleaning]

 Ok now I'm scared! I have two roof to clean tomorrow. In light of recent post I am afraid that when I run Apple Sauce through my Phelps Wand there will be a HUGE explosion!



Gotta try the new old Schlitz
My daddy yousta let me take a swig of his Schlitz (or Schimtz, Olympia, Utica Club, Genesee, PBR or whatever was cheap that week)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25970479?GT1=43001#storyContinued

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Ok now I'm scared! I have two roof to clean tomorrow. In light of recent post I am afraid that when I run Apple Sauce through my Phelps Wand there will be a HUGE explosion!



Gotta try the new old Schlitz
My daddy yousta let me take a swig of his Schlitz (or Schimtz, Olympia, Utica Club, Genesee, PBR or whatever was cheap that week)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25970479?GT1=43001#storyContinued

The new Schlitz is pretty good for a domestic, mass produced Beer.
Be careful, Apple Sauce does not like flowing through a "Phelps Wand".

OMG, this roof cleaner is not using a wand 

We don't find them necessary, and feel they slow you down.

[CCPC]

I use a hybrid design. Half gun, half wand. It gives me the best of both worlds. I call it "The Roof Lance"

[ALL SURFACE]

Maybe we should go into buisiness Lance. I use a 3ft stainless with a quick disc. @ the ball valve. I can use any number size wands or no wand at all. The wand I use most has a 45deg bend for the tile roof butts and another quick disc coupler for changing plastic spray nozzle sizes. I call mine the " All Surface Larry Love Sprayer".... Maybe we should set up a store on Ebay and start selling our wands.  LOL

[Peerless]

We did the largest church in the Brandon/Valrico area with another local company a few months ago.
This church had 4 or 5 buildings, each were monsters. They didn't use the last co that did it hrmmmmmmm. Shall I get him to post here also? He could share some great "war stories".

We agreed that we would not spam the forums with pics and keywords for search engines.
Just doesn't feel right.

As far as Don Phelps using the pvc wand to sell his site that is preposterous.
The funny thing is, Chris spams applesauce to everybody on a DAILY basis and not ONE experienced
roof cleaner uses it. What ever happened to apple cider LOL??? ARe the testers still in biz?

Chris you have demonstrated to many once again, how narcissistic and that you will go to any length to
bash a fellow roofie. I wonder what the pastor is going to think when he reads this? Maybe he will
invite you over for some Schlitz and a cigar and he can worship you.

How do the board owners feel about this recent spamming?
I know, they have he largest tool in the industry spamming all day every day, which brings in traffic....

Maybe we should go into buisiness Lance. I use a 3ft stainless with a quick disc. @ the ball valve. I can use any number size wands or no wand at all. The wand I use most has a 45deg bend for the tile roof butts and another quick disc coupler for changing plastic spray nozzle sizes. I call mine the " All Surface Larry Love Sprayer".... Maybe we should set up a store on Ebay and start selling our wands.  LOL

Do it!
Then we can watch app's reaction when his insecurities take over his fingers and he starts insulting you!